Sterling Silver Christian Jewelry
Church Bulletin Bloopers...Lots of laughs...
"Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."
"Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days."
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
"Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones."
"National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our bell choir practice."
"When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel."
"The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility."
" For those who have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs."
Silver Christian jewelry is great to wear at Church and every other place your feet take you.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
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